Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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