So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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