Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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