I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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