I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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