Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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