I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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