That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We are two peas in an std pod
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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