who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I just got motorboated by my grandmaโฆ
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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