He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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