non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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