do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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