now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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