summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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