The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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