I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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