she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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