We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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