Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
