Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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