I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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