i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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