I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
tell me about the eggs
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