I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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