I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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