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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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