your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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