I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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