Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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