why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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