my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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