I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize