We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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