Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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