question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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