so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
