i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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