I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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