Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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