I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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