what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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