i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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