last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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