yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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