i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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