Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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