Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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