Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
