He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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