Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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