i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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