how can u be prego again
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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