If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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