How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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