he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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