absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't deserve a penis
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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