are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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