Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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