I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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