so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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